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*runs through the doors of LJ and collapses, Kowalski-style, in the foyer*

Ok, ok. I'm talking to YOU, YOU, YOU and....YOU and the rest of you can skedaddle if you want.

*breathes regular*

Ok.  Complete sentences.  I just got TV Guide in the mail and YOU GUYS the photos of Settle!  I just...you have to see them.  They haven't posted them on the website yet or you know I'd have them here for you.

They're in a gallery of "TV's 35 Sexiest Stars."  

Man, that's brilliant. A list of the sexiest stars. How did they think of that? 

I'm saying this is the photo they threw OUT.

Photo by Alyssa Adams

The list. Voted on by readers, apparently.  I have issues with the list.  And questions, many questions. 

But whatever, bygones, I'm fine because PRETTY PICTURES.

Eva Longoria
Simon Baker
Eliza Dushku
Christian de la Fuente
Kate Walsh (yeah)
Becki Newton
Brody Jenner
David Boreanz
Padma Lakshmi
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Karina Smirnoff
Christina Hendricks!
George Eads
Poppy Montgomery
Ryan Kwanten
Daniel Sunjata
Audrina Patridge (admiring my restraint, aren't you?)
Bailey Chase
Matthew Settle
Kaley Cuoco

Sexiest Body: Taye Diggs
Sexiest Couple:  "Lyla and Tim", FNL
Sexiest Badass:  "Derek Reese", Terminator
Sexiest Sidekick: " Dani Reese" , Life  \o/
Sexiest Hair:  Andy Samberg, SNL
Sexiest Cast:  90210
Sexiest Dancing Pro:  Cheryl Burke
Sexiest FBI Agent: "Don Eppes", Numb3rs
Sexiest Female Cop:  "Olivia Benson", SVU
Sexiest Male Cop:  "Eliot Stabler", SVU
Sexiest Reality Host:  Heidi Klum, Runway
Sexiest Style:  "Don Draper", Mad Men
Sexiest Adventurer: Lisa Ling, Explorer
Sexiest Accent:  "Robert Chase", House
Sexiest Siblings:  "Dean and Sam Winchester", Supernatural (see?)


If and when they post the Settle photos in the issue, I'll bring them here, so track if you want.



( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)

More please!!!
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)

If they don't put them online, you'll just have to take that fancy new paycheck and get a copy of TV Guide when it hits newsstands, maybe tomorrow? It's the week of March 30- April 2.

Mar. 27th, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
That man is too handsome.

As is this one. ::points to icon::

But no DL? Shame on you readers of TV Guide.
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
There's a video on their website about the list. Maybe I'll go get it and post it here.

Anyway, my point: I don't watch his show, but I've always thought Simon Baker was very cute. But at the end of this video at tvguidemagazine.com, there's a little interview bit with him that made me go, "Ohhhhhh, now I GET it." So fantastic. :-)
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
I've liked him since he was in "The Guardian". I even watched "Something New" because he was in it. He played a gardener. Let me just say that I would totally let him drag dirt into my house.
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)
He had a small part in L.A. Confidential and he was all kinds of awesome.
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC)
Haven't you caused enough trouble? First you make me buy The Baker, now I'm going to have to dig out the DVD of L.A. Confidential? ;-)
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
Trouble? I think not! I am bringing brilliance and win into your life.

You're welcome. :)
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
OMG His cardigan and his hair!

Also, \o/ REESE!
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC)
Yeah, and in the magazine he's a little messy, which is how I like him (which is weird for me).

Yes, I was so happy to see Reese!!!!
Mar. 27th, 2009 01:22 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I have no idea who a lot of those people are.

But I can't wait to see the Settle pics.
Mar. 27th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
Some of the people I didn't know were from shows like Saving Grace, Rescue Me, True Blood, Without a Trace, In Plain Sight.

Eliza Dushku's is the third pic in the series and it illustrates perfectly why I don't find her sexy at all. There's something about that girl that completely misses me. though I am liking Dollhouse better each week

And it's not just cause I'm straight, because I absolutely get the appeal of Kate Walsh and Christina Hendricks -- great photos of them in this issue.
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